What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:46
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
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